Shelli

Shelli, portrayed by Carla Gugino, is the tour production manager for The Staton-House Band, a successful arena-level rock group.

Memorable Quotes
Season 1 Episode 1 (Life is a Carnival)


 * "But the music is good, and you meet some great people."

Season 1 Episode 2 (What Would Phill Do?)
 * "Protect the band. Understand the band. Forgive the band."
 * "And I am sorry about your daughter. She is truly lovely. I saw her naked. Wait, I've gone too far. I have this problem with compliments. I can see you're getting emotional, and I'm not a hugger, but haul it in."
 * "You're not at film school, Dorothy. Just lose the attitude."

Season 1 Episode 3 (The Bryce Newman Letter) Season 1 Episode 4 (The City Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken) Season 1 Episode 5 (Friends and Family)
 * "I have Nancy Drew-ed this shit up and down."
 * "Always be punctual, and remember, it's not duty, it's dessert."
 * "Oh, if I could only be a Cassie. My biggest problem would be cutting my perfect bangs."
 * "Where in the holy hell were you? Fuckface asshole?"
 * "I can't wait. I fucking love a cemetery."
 * "Uh, sorry. Pizza's crew only."
 * "Once scone. That's all I wanted. But why should I get anything I want today?"


 * "Do a favour for all of us who can't: fucking enjoy yourself."


 * "Dear God... Give me high altitude strength."


 * "Her judgement eyes, and her soul cycle thighs."

Season 1 Episode 6 (Longest Days)
 * "Satan's spawn. I mean, uh Staton's spawn, is going to spend the day with his godparents, God bless them."
 * "Tell her she can go eat a bag of vegan dicks."


 * "At this point, I don't think you could get Jack Blue, Yellow, Green, or local juggler Jack Orange. At this point, you couldn't even get Jack Off."